Then you can kiss my pasty Canadian a$$ — The subtitle depends on what mood I’m in at any given moment. But let’s air on the side of caution, shall we? I’m the epitome of The Antichrist when I’m havin’ a day of inner- anarchy. …

I promise it’s not as gross as it sounds — In fact, you’re not actually putting Meat & Hair in your coffee; because, quite frankly, that would be vomit inducing, no? I first heard about this newsletter from Kristi Keller. Isn’t it great when people share?! Meat & Hair is written by Ash Ambirge who also wrote, The Middle Finger…

I never realized how much I’d miss your furry presence until you were gone. — Dear Sally, You can’t imagine just how much we miss you. You filled our hearts with your inky presence. I still find myself catching phantom glimpses of you from the corner of my eye. I wish I could hold you and feel your warmth again. …

If a herd of zombies came upon her crew? — “Cappy Sue Cappy Sue! Whatever shall we do?” Sarah Paris cried with trembling fear. “ Come here my dear, what could it be? Now you’ve worried me!” “There’s a herd of zombies coming near!” "Ryan Fan and a few of his fighting crew are at the…

In spite of the heartache we both have. — Dear Mom, First and foremost, I do love you and miss you more than you realize. You cross my mind quite often, and I wish you could share this part of my life. The part where I’m learning to accept what happened in the past, and see how it has…

Remember the ones who would be devastated by your loss — ( Please beware this post talks about suicidal ideation and may be upsetting to some) Also, I’m not glorifying this dark part of my turmoil for the hell of it. If there’s someone out there who might be entertaining similar thoughts, you’re not alone. Sometimes knowing this can help you…

Until I have to clean up their poop :S — No, they’re NOT staying! Lol. Before I begin;. I’ll go on record and say I’m the biggest sucker for a kitten or puppy, but we had no intention of living with three kittens when we’re not staying or settling here. …

And all that other fun stuff — I’m not really sure where to start, so I’m just gonna dive in. I’m a bit freaked out by a few things right now, like my health. As long as I can remember, I’ve had thick healthy hair. Before you click away, this isn’t about vanity. Not exactly. I’ve had…