HUMOR
Then you can kiss my pasty Canadian
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The subtitle depends on what mood I’m in at any given moment. But let’s air on the side of caution, shall we?
I’m the epitome of The Antichrist when I’m havin’ a day of inner- anarchy. …
PROUD CDN. Humorist, Royally FBTA. Owner/Editor of Ain't Yo' Mama's Tea Party. Garden of Neuro sister & Queen of Snark! 👑
Then you can kiss my pasty Canadian
WRITING
I promise it’s not as gross as it sounds
In fact, you’re not actually putting Meat & Hair in your coffee; because, quite frankly, that would be vomit inducing, no?
I first heard about this newsletter from Kristi Keller. Isn’t it great when people share?!
Meat & Hair is written by Ash Ambirge who also wrote, The Middle Finger…
LETTERS/PETS/LOSS
I never realized how much I’d miss your furry presence until you were gone.
Dear Sally,
You can’t imagine just how much we miss you. You filled our hearts with your inky presence. I still find myself catching phantom glimpses of you from the corner of my eye. I wish I could hold you and feel your warmth again. …
HUMOR POETRY
If a herd of zombies came upon her crew?
“Cappy Sue Cappy Sue! Whatever shall we do?” Sarah Paris cried with trembling fear.
“ Come here my dear, what could it be? Now you’ve worried me!”
“There’s a herd of zombies coming near!”
"Ryan Fan and a few of his fighting crew are at the…
HUMOR
I ain’t the same person I wuz
Well, no shit Sherlock!
If I’m being honest, I don’t want to be the same as I was. Just as I hope in the next few years, I’ll be better than I am NOW. Doesn’t getting older mean change AND growth? Yeah, we were happier when it seemed like we…
POETRY
Grabbing a piece of mind
As I look to the clouds,
My doubts resound.
Despair lifts as it’s carried away
to the pristine heavens.
If I could grow some mighty wings,
I’d soar from my cage of rage.
Yet here I sit with my family
who knows not what plagues me
throughout my days,
My…
SELF
but I’m keeping both ears
Disclaimer: Since I’m basically a beginner in painting; I’m not saying my art is in the same league as Van Gogh. I just happen to admire his work and enjoy the song Starry Starry Night. Plus, it’s not too shabby, if I do say so myself!
The past few years…
SELF
Contemplating life as I know it
It’s no secret that I’ve been stewing in my cauldron of shit for quite some time now, and it’s not even the pandemic that has me up in arms anymore. It’s life in general. I can feel the unrest of the world at large; and my weariness of life.
The…
SELF
F*cked if I know!
It all boils down to this. I don’t know HOW to be happy. Nor do I trust it. It’s fickle and fleeting at best, and I wonder what the hell I’m doing here in this life.
I don’t want any toxic positivity either. It actually makes me retch, and I’m…
WRITING
Editing for porcupines not highly recommended
They say curiosity in life is a good thing to have; so long as you are firm in some good ol' fashioned boundaries. That said; much to my chagrin, I went against my better judgement and added a certain writer to my pub. The post wasn’t too obnoxious or inflammatory…
