I love this post. I'm a bit ocd as well, but I LOVE highlighting. Lol. I take as a compliment, but I understand why you may not. The point you made about being the first one to walk across fresh snow hits home.
I like your humor, and as I've been brandished with the title , Queen of Snark, I love it when writers make a valid point, but do so with humor. It adds a nice kick.