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Robin Klammer
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Ain’t Yo’ Mama’s Tea Party!

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When Life Brings You to Your Knees

Hold on tight — When you think you can’t go on anymore, hang on tight. When you feel there’s no hope; and you can no longer cope, hang on tight. Life is not done with you yet, even if your purpose isn’t clear. So please don’t fret, it’s there all the same, no point in scathing shame…

Poetry

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When Life Brings You to Your Knees
When Life Brings You to Your Knees
Poetry

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MuddyUm

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Why, Why, Why Did You Just Die?

A fun tribute to my old AF electric razor — A note before the fun begins. A few of you know I’m currently in Turkey, where the voltage is twice the strength as in North America. My poor girl Lady Remington, which I’ve had since I was 17, petered out. I was really annoyed, and then I was sad. It…

Parody Song Lyrics

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Why, Why, Why Did You Just Die?
Why, Why, Why Did You Just Die?
Parody Song Lyrics

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Ain’t Yo’ Mama’s Tea Party!

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My Face is a Source of Comic Relief & a Shit Ton of Grief

Let me count the ways — There’s so much going on with my face and hair right now, I don’t know where to start. Kristi Keller wrote a post about aging in a hilarious, yet self-deprecating, manner. I could relate to almost every aspect she mentioned. No spoilers though, you’ll have to read it for yourself…

Satire

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My Face is a Source of Comic Relief & a Shit Ton of Grief
My Face is a Source of Comic Relief & a Shit Ton of Grief
Satire

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When Poetry Rumbles From Deep Within

You live in a rhythm so divine — Poetry sings from my soul From my head down to my toes It helps me makes sense of life’s woes. I don’t always know from where the words come; but when I pour my heart out, I feel less glum

Poetry

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When Poetry Rumbles From Deep Within
When Poetry Rumbles From Deep Within
Poetry

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The Brother No One Here Knows About.

And why it’s easier to say I have no siblings. — I haven’t seen my brother since I was 11 years old. He was adopted by another family so he could have a better life. I knew in my heart it was for the best, but a part of me died when I realized we wouldn’t grow up together. He was…

Loss

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The Brother No One Here Knows About.
The Brother No One Here Knows About.
Loss

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4 days ago

Love this!

Love this! We all have hidden shadows and sinister entities lurking within. It's what we do with them that matters in the end! :).

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Ain’t Yo’ Mama’s Tea Party!

·May 26

My Very First In-Person Meeting with a Medium Writer

So how did it go? Read on! — After reading most, if not all, of Kristi Keller‘s writing and watching her Dezi videos on IG; ( her dog for anyone who’s not familiar and/ or has been living under a rock) I had a pretty good idea of the woman I would meet. Plus we had chatted via…

Writing

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My Very First In-Person Meeting with a Medium Writer
My Very First In-Person Meeting with a Medium Writer
Writing

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Tell Your Story

·May 19

I’m Glad My Childhood Boogeyman is Dead

But the peace I wanted wasn’t immediate — I still remember when my mother told me Doug had a massive heart attack and was in the hospital, but I knew I had to be careful not to show my true thoughts and feelings. My mom needed me to be there as emotional support, so I held a careful…

Death

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I’m Glad My Childhood Boogeyman is Dead
I’m Glad My Childhood Boogeyman is Dead
Death

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MuddyUm

·Apr 23

Welcome to The Queen of Snark Comedy

My Inner Seinfeld is like an alien in my chest clawing its way out — So, I’ve finally decided what I wanna be when I grow up. Care to take a guess? No? Not the guessing kind, huh? Drumroll, please. A demotivational coach! I’m your gal when it comes to not letting you get too excited about life, cuz you know, shit happens. It’s Murphy’s…

Comedy

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Queen of Snark Comedy
Queen of Snark Comedy
Comedy

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Apr 22

Lol love the conspiracy theories you dropped throughout the story. :)

Lol love the conspiracy theories you dropped throughout the story. :)

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