Mood Forecast

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Today and yesterday were very odd days… If you’re familiar with my writing, you may have noticed a theme.

I cast similarities between my moods and the weather…A LOT!

It would be fitting and amusing to have a meteorologist announce my moods like they announce the weather forecast.

Today was overcast and gray, with scattered showers that poured down in the privacy of my bathroom where no one could see me drown in my sorrows of “Woe Be Me”.

Every so often, a lightening bolt of temper would strike and a boom of rage followed soon after.

There were also transitions of this very unpredictable storm, where it was both sunny and rainy.

That is, I wondered how it must look on the outside. I wanted to laugh and cry at the same time, which only made me feel more ridiculous. Was I really losing my mind?

In moments of clarity and self-analysis, I realized just how volatile my moods had become.

If only I could give a report of my moods days by day, like the weather people.

Of course, it’s not foolproof. There are many variables, that one cannot predict.

I realize that I really need to get a grip on myself…

When I feel the clouds rolling in, I want to run for the hills…

But I can’t. So I lock myself in the bathroom or my room and hope that my little chatterbox will give his monster mommy some space, lest she starts to breathe fire like a dragon lady.

I’m certainly not the easiest person to live with…

HEY! STOP LAUGHING!!

But I do know my kryptonite and what makes me abdolute batshit crazy!

So please, would you give mommy some space without constant, incessant noise, and we’ll probably have a better day.

Until I have to cook!

God have mercy on all our souls!!

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PROUD CDN. Humorist, Royally FBTA. Owner/Editor of Ain't Yo' Mama's Tea Party. Garden of Neuro sister & Queen of Snark! 👑

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PROUD CDN. Humorist, Royally FBTA. Owner/Editor of Ain't Yo' Mama's Tea Party. Garden of Neuro sister & Queen of Snark! 👑

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