InMuddyUmbyRobin KlammerOfficial White Paper From Chief Counseling OfficerOf Non-Helpful Platitudes To Bestow Upon Public Masses in Critical Crises Of Conscience.Mar 15, 20203Mar 15, 20203
InMuddyUmbyRobin KlammerExcuse Me While I Spontaneously Combust…Beware of falling ash!Nov 28, 20206Nov 28, 20206
InMETAPHORICALLYbyRobin KlammerDear Rude People Of Squirrel City,I Am Officially Putting You On Notice!Sep 24, 20195Sep 24, 20195
InThe Partnered PenbyRobin KlammerThe Hills Are Alive…With Mysogyny And Whining!Jul 11, 20195Jul 11, 20195
InPolitically SpeakingbyRobin KlammerDear Mr. Trump,I Am Writing To Congratulate You On Doing A Spectacular Job!Jan 19, 20206Jan 19, 20206
InThe Bad InfluencebyRobin KlammerIllogically Terrified of Happiness?!Why Misery Is Often More Comfortable Than Happiness…Jun 2, 20202Jun 2, 20202
InMuddyUmbyRobin KlammerNot From Your Neck of the Woods!I’m a city slicker at heartSep 9, 20213Sep 9, 20213
InMuddyUmbyRobin KlammerA Letter Of Thanks To Misogynistic Men Around The GlobeWe, mere women, want to thank you for putting us in our place!Dec 15, 20204Dec 15, 20204
InRogues’ GallerybyRobin KlammerTrump: The Mother Of All Demons.From his lofty office; he’s always schemin’!Aug 20, 20204Aug 20, 20204
InPublishousbyRobin KlammerWhen Buffed Met Saggy…How The Hell Does That Happen?!Jan 14, 20192Jan 14, 20192
InRogues’ GallerybyRobin KlammerHow To Make A Scrumptious Passive-Aggressive Stew!Best Served With Simmering Resentment And Bitter Contempt.Mar 22, 20208Mar 22, 20208
InThe Bad InfluencebyRobin KlammerOde To Our Precious SnowflakesFor The Record, You’re acting like a self-entitled twat.Feb 6, 20207Feb 6, 20207
InPickle ForkbyRobin KlammerAriana Crappe and Justin ShitterHappily Ever After…Jan 10, 20193Jan 10, 20193
InThe HavenbyRobin KlammerStir-Crazy With A Side Order Of Seething Resentment.Can I Get That To Go With Some Chocolate Mousse?Jul 9, 20197Jul 9, 20197
InMuddyUmbyRobin KlammerMy Wardrobe Needs A Fashion GuruNo way in hell, I’ll wear a moo-moo!Sep 8, 20202Sep 8, 20202
InPickle ForkbyRobin KlammerCould You Please Not Crawl Up My Ass?!I Need My Personal Space!Mar 11, 20199Mar 11, 20199
InDark Sides of the TruthbyP.G. BarnettWhen Thanking Somebody Is Evidently the Wrong Thing To DoSome think a writer should never thank a readerAug 16, 202111Aug 16, 202111
InThe Top ShelfbySherry McGuinnWill You Help Make My Dream a Reality?Consider this a census, of sortsOct 22, 202113Oct 22, 202113