In Response To Your Request:

No, I shall Not, Will Not, Can Not Stop Pooping On Your Car! I Will Keep Pooping From Afar!

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Dear Robin,

I hope you are pleased I have responded. It was quite a challenge to do so. I won’t tell you my secret though. I don’t want to become an almighty celebrity.

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