May 16, 2019

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Dear Birds Of Stinky Town,

Would You Please Stop Pooping On My Car?!

Dear Birds Of Stinky Town And The World,

I have a favor to ask of you. Would you please stop pooping on my car?! It’s a blue one, so your turds aren’t esthetically pleasing. Not like it would matter if it were a lighter color, it’s just nasty.

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Dear Birds Of Stinky Town,

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