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I never realized how much I’d miss your furry presence until you were gone.

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Dear Sally,

You can’t imagine just how much we miss you. You filled our hearts with your inky presence. I still find myself catching phantom glimpses of you from the corner of my eye. I wish I could hold you and feel your warmth again. …

And Not A Moment Too Late!

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The day we met,
Stands tall in my mind
Tall like the Brooklyn Bridge
Joining us together as one

The day you found me,
Like a bird with broken wings
You built me a nest and mended me. …


If a herd of zombies came upon her crew?

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“Cappy Sue Cappy Sue! Whatever shall we do?” Sarah Paris cried with trembling fear.

“ Come here my dear, what could it be? Now you’ve worried me!”

“There’s a herd of zombies coming near!”

excerpt from Youtube. TWD

"Ryan Fan and a few of his fighting crew are at the…


The Fate of So Many Is At Stake.

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Humpty Trumpty sat on the wall,
The country indeed,
Did take a great fall.

The last four years has been a waking nightmare of sorts.
Trump sat all day on Twitter,
And a storm he did tweet.
Oh my! What such a great leader is he.

The day when Biden…


A plea for a much better year

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Here’s to a helluva year
It’s brought many to their breaking point,
Or quite near.

Not outta the woods by a long shot,
But it’s been quite the battle,
we have fought!

Here’s to words of hope,
to help you cope.

Here’s to some smiles,
For the ever lovin’ miles,


Contemplating life as I know it

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It’s no secret that I’ve been stewing in my cauldron of shit for quite some time now, and it’s not even the pandemic that has me up in arms anymore. It’s life in general. I can feel the unrest of the world at large; and my weariness of life.



F*cked if I know!

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It all boils down to this. I don’t know HOW to be happy. Nor do I trust it. It’s fickle and fleeting at best, and I wonder what the hell I’m doing here in this life.

I don’t want any toxic positivity either. It actually makes me retch, and I’m…


I promise it’s not as gross as it sounds

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In fact, you’re not actually putting Meat & Hair in your coffee; because, quite frankly, that would be vomit inducing, no?

I first heard about this newsletter from Kristi Keller. Isn’t it great when people share?!

Meat & Hair is written by Ash Ambirge who also wrote, The Middle Finger…


Editing for porcupines not highly recommended

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They say curiosity in life is a good thing to have; so long as you are firm in some good ol' fashioned boundaries. That said; much to my chagrin, I went against my better judgement and added a certain writer to my pub. The post wasn’t too obnoxious or inflammatory…

Robin Klammer

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