PinnedMember-onlyThe Brother No One Here Knows About.And why it’s easier to say I have no siblings. — I haven’t seen my brother since I was 11 years old. He was adopted by another family so he could have a better life. I knew in my heart it was for the best, but a part of me died when I realized we wouldn’t grow up together. He was…Loss8 min read
Published in METAPHORICALLY·PinnedMember-onlyActually, I’m a Nice Person Until You Piss Me OffThen you can kiss my pasty Canadian a$$ — The subtitle depends on what mood I’m in at any given moment. But let’s air on the side of caution, shall we? I’m the epitome of The Antichrist when I’m havin’ a day of inner- anarchy. …Humor4 min read
Published in Ain’t Yo’ Mama’s Tea Party!·PinnedMember-onlyHow About Some Meat & Hair With Your Mornin' Brew?I promise it’s not as gross as it sounds — In fact, you’re not actually putting Meat & Hair in your coffee; because, quite frankly, that would be vomit inducing, no? I first heard about this newsletter from Kristi Keller. Isn’t it great when people share?! Meat & Hair is written by Ash Ambirge who also wrote, The Middle Finger…Writing Life2 min read
Published in Ain’t Yo’ Mama’s Tea Party!·PinnedMember-onlyMy Heart Feels Empty Without You!I never realized how much I’d miss your furry presence until you were gone. — Dear Sally, You can’t imagine just how much we miss you. You filled our hearts with your inky presence. I still find myself catching phantom glimpses of you from the corner of my eye. I wish I could hold you and feel your warmth again. …Letters2 min read
Published in MuddyUm·PinnedMember-onlyWhat Would Cappy Sue Do?If a herd of zombies came upon her crew? — “Cappy Sue Cappy Sue! Whatever shall we do?” Sarah Paris cried with trembling fear. “ Come here my dear, what could it be? Now you’ve worried me!” “There’s a herd of zombies coming near!” "Ryan Fan and a few of his fighting crew are at the…Humor3 min read
Published in Prolific Pulse·3 days agoMember-onlyCanvas of Dread and SorrowHoping for a Better Tomorrow. — Nothing is what it seems, never just black and white, but many shades of grey marks my days. One much like any other. Life can be a stagnant grey splashed with the color red for rage, indignance and injustice. But also for passion, as fleeting as wishes in the wind. …Poetry2 min read
Published in Ain’t Yo’ Mama’s Tea Party!·3 days agoMember-onlyHappy Birthday, Little BrotherI’ll never forget you — Today, August 6th, is your birthday. Every year another birthday passes by, my heart feels heavy, knowing we never grew up together. You were the beacon of light for a short time, but I still think of you with your twinkly eyes so bright. You had a love for our…Birthday2 min read
Published in Ain’t Yo’ Mama’s Tea Party!·Jul 29Member-onlyI Don’t Suffer Fools GladlyBut I sure suffer fools greatly. Myself Included. — Warning: This is me unloading a shitload off my mind. I haven’t written in over a month here on Medium. I’ve been in my own personal pergatory of sorts. Let me start by saying the depression I’ve dealt with seems to last longer and is far more intense with shorter…Depression4 min read
Published in Ain’t Yo’ Mama’s Tea Party!·Jun 17Member-onlyParty of One For An Uprising Please!With a side order of seething contempt and a dbl dbl to go — Psssst…. I’ve been conducting my own social experiment right here in the discomfort of my own kinda sorta home. Lately, over the last couple years or so, I’ve taken to “going on semi-strike”. For example; During certain times of the month or when I’ve been under the insidious cloud of…This Happened To Me4 min read
Published in Boomers, Bitches, and Babes·Jun 9Member-onlyI’m a Walking Talking ConundrumIf you like me, great. If not, I’m not too heartbroken — Are you ready for a bitch fest? Get your helmet on and fasten your seat belt, cuz hon, you’re asked for it. All hail, the Queen of Snark has arrived. Bow minions!! lol, just kidding. I don’t bow for anyone. Screw that, I’d never ask anyone else to. This post…Unpopular Opinion5 min read
